Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Where DO Australians put it?

...That was one of the many questions posed on this morning's Beat Breakfast. Apparently the ass is the best place because it's got most muscle. We are, of course, talking about tetanus jabs! Why are we talking about jabs? Well, because Mary admitted that when she was doing her Junior Cert, she needed to get a jab because she was sick.

We asked what biscuit would you produce to impress someone...and got an amazing array of answers. It seems the more expensive the biscuit the better. Chocolate Kimberly is a particular favourite among our listeners. I loved how utterly depressing Mary finds Polo biscuits though. I kinda like the simplicity. And they're a good dipper! DUNK! :)

This morning's Hard One caught more than a few people out. Here goes... Five men were on their way to church when it started raining. The four that ran inside still got wet, while the one who stayed where he was remained dry. How?
The answer is the guy who stayed where he was was in a coffin! (I can't believe they left him there!)

It was a long Going For A Song. "State of insanity has Hugh Laurie's doctor consisting of happy inducing activities."
ANS: Madness - House of Fun

Since the sun is still beating down, I'm logging off and going outside now :)

Toodles.

VB

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