Wednesday, February 4, 2009
Brollies, randy women and horses named Playtex!
The great thing about this job is that you really don't have a clue what you're going to be talking about from one minute to the next. The heading above is a good summary of today's show.
First things first, thanks to Anthony who made the suggestion for Win, Lose or Draw today. We asked listeners to suggest what Vinny should draw today, and Anthony suggested a seahorse. Above is the pitiful effort. Get your thinking caps on and we'll give him something REALLY difficult tomorrow!
Ciara from Carlow played Beat the Bomb this morning, and scored a whopping 13... putting her well in the lead this week. Aside from her fine score on Beat the Bomb, the thing that really amazed us was her horse! She was just back from feeding it, and the horse's name is Playtex. Wow. She claimed it had that name when she bought it, and it's very bad luck to change a horse's name. I didn't know that, but Beat Breakfast is an educational establishment each morning!
Did you hear about the man who tried not to tell a lie for a year? Read about it here. We asked listeners about the last lie they told. Lots of lies to children about broken electrical items, lies to partners about how big their bum looks, and we even had a listener who claimed she lied to her partner last night telling him he was wonderful at hurling, but he wasn't. Turns out she doesn't like the size of his hurl. Of course, some listeners suggested that the hurl wasn't the problem, it was the size of the pitch that caused issues.
The most heated debate of the day was regarding umbrellas. I feel that umbrellas aren't really needed in the snow, just in the rain - yet Vinny disagreed. This lead to a flood of texts regarding men with brollies, with numerous female texters saying it was unattractive, and no man under 40 should carry a brolly. Vinny is still sulking over it.
And finally, we spoke about the most unfortunate soap characters - who has had the toughest time of it? We couldn't decide between Belle from Home and Away, and Gail and Deirdre from Corrie. However, text of the day came from Anne who said "Gail has the same muppet haircut since she 1st came 2 Corrie in 1976. Tell her 2 stop going 2 audreys - its a shite salon."
Couple of other quick stories....
Is this the most miserable neighbour EVER?!
We're crap at haggling it seems.
And it seems that women with big chins are much randier!!
Today's Big Hard One:-
Clue: I throw her in the air, she falls down. I throw her down, she rises in the air. What am I?
Ans: A rubber ball/bouncy ball!
Going For A Song:-
Clue: Over populated semi has autumn around toes
Ans: Crowded House - Fall At Your Feet
6.50am tomorrow....be there!
N.
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