John Terry's Tranny Shock!

So, Poor John Terry is getting a bit of a hard time. It seems he is being taunted by rival football fans - who reckon he is the spit of pre-op transexual Lucy Smith. That's Lucy there. Draw your own conclusions!

Speaking of drawing things, today's challenge for Vinny was to draw John Terry in drag. We're awaiting his efforts. Should be up here soon. And as for the people commenting that Niall should draw too, or else stop criticising Vinny's efforts - I would like to point out that Vinny invented this game. I don't draw, but I know good art when I see it!

So, what are the things that men should NEVER do in public? This all started with a survey I read here. A contentious issue - many people disagreed with the writing longhand in a journal bit. Other nasty suggestions included picking your ears with a car key, and doing anything in public relating to toenails.

It also brought us onto the issue of hands down pants. I cannot comprehend how or why it's now acceptable for teenage boys to walk around in public with their hands down their pants inside their underwear. We had many teenage male listeners onto us, and Tommy summed it up with his text "the whole idea of the hands down your pants in public thing is that it is supposed to be 5 degrees warmer ha."

We also spoke about the tv characters whose lives you would like. This was prompted by an un-nerving story from Mary about how she REALLY wanted to be Biddy and Miley's child in Glenroe when she was small. Nowadays, she wants the life of Carrie in Sex and the City, even though she doesn't like the character. I reckoned Ken Barlow would be a good bet. What other man of that age still has such an interesting romantic life?! Other popular answers included Jack Bauer, Hugh Heffner, and Sabrina the Teenage Witch!

Do you have a type? And do you always go for the same type? We all had differing opinions on this one - Mary tended to agree that people always go for the same type whereas I thought that many people settle for the safe option, but lust after their so-called "type". The most interesting text came from a girl who type used to be chavvy-type guys, but is now into girls. Quite the change!

Read new Arsenal signing Andrey Arshavin's interesting comments on women here.

Today's Big Hard One:-
Clue: Lucy had it first, Ethel had it last, Mary O'Neill had it twice until she married Niall Power. What is it?
Ans: The letter "L"

Going For A Song:-
England's Rose and Friday night presenter is scientifically one thing leading to another.
Ans: Diana Ross - Chain Reaction

Tomorrow, it's an 80s Cheese or No Cheese, we have a chance for you to Get It Off Your Chest, and Tipperary is the final county on Beat the Bomb this week!

N.