Win, Lose or Draw

I present my drawing of John Terry in drag, as suggested by Yvonne on this morning's show. I decided to capture one of the most memorable moments of the Chelsea captains career - his missed penalty against Manchester United in last season's Champions League Final. There are some differences between my drawing and the actual scene as it happened. The first is that in my picture, Terry doesn't fall. This is because he doesn't want to get his lovely flowery dress dirty. The second difference is that, unlike that fateful night in Moscow, my John Terry has a smile on his face. This is because he likes his lovely flowery dress. Either way, the outcome is the same - he missed the penalty. This proves you can change gender, but you can't change history.

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