That's pretty much all it takes to keep a country woman happy according to the list of guidelines on how to get it on with a culchie that we found this morning. Some other things you need to know about if you want to bag yourself a girl from the country are carvery and road frontage. There are some vital phrases you need to familiarise yourself with including "inthenameagod!"
On Get It Off Your Chest, we compiled the Great South East Intolerance List which included everything from slow internet connection to people who can't use indicators. Niall had a rant about ould ones in queues counting change. You can hear more of this on the Beat Breakfast Podcast!
This morning's Going For A Song went as follows... "Hold onto something whilst the spine donates to charity" You can see/hear the answer here.
Vinny's Big Hard One; "A thousand coloured folds stretched towards the sky, atop a tender strand, rising from the land til killed by hand, perhaps a token of love, perjaps to say goodbye"
Answer = a Flower!
Enjoy the All Ireland if you're going to support either Kilkenny or Tipperary. Have a ball if you're going to Electric Picnic! We'll talk to you bright and early on Monday morning!
Cheers
VB
Hey Vinny,
ReplyDeleteCian from slang.ie here, just to let you know that hang sandwich was the second largest search term on slang.ie this month at 346 searches done (strange to say the least)... it was only beaten by Irish Slang, which came in at 564 searches...
Isn't it hang sanGwich thoug?